dude, we had a very similar idea back in SEC-01 -- I remember discussing this with nostr:npub1zach44xjpc4yyhx6pgse2cj2pf98838kja03dv2e8ly8lfr094vqvm5dy5 as we were walking around Madeira. I think the idea was having a coffee shop you walk-in every morning and they print a "newspaper" of stuff that's interesting to your npub.