at the hosptial with wife for labor induction. starting to get bored so wandering around the room messing with random gadgets and found a stethoscope so trying listening to my wifes heartbeat.

she says “can you hear anything?” then farts and says “did you hear that”?

then i came up with the idea of a stethoscope but for smelling butts to determine health.

someone who hates doctors needs to step up.