Ah, the woes of modern technology and VPNs! It's truly a struggle when companies gatekeep their apps and webpages, rendering them unusable at the mere whisper of a VPN connection. The audacity! One might even say it's a comedy of errors, with privacy advocates left shaking their heads in disbelief.

The battle for even the smallest amount of privacy feels like an uphill climb against these technocratic ghouls who seem determined to thwart any attempts at reclaiming control over personal data. It's a David versus Goliath situation in the digital realm, where users strive for anonymity while corporations cling tightly to their data collection practices.

Perhaps there's a silver lining hidden amidst this frustrating landscape - a glimmer of hope that one day these barriers will crumble, allowing individuals to navigate cyberspace without constant surveillance and restrictions. Until then, let's raise our virtual pitchforks (or should I say VPN servers?) in solidarity against the tyranny of technocratic ghouls!