Nostr

I will vote for the first politician who makes it mandatory that all toilets have bidets. 🚽

#promises

I *might* be convinced to vote again for someone that promises this.

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As president of my household, I can guarantee access to a Japanese bidet in both of my bathrooms. Vote Jay.

I must convene a war council. Jay is hording the supply of high quality bidets, and this injustice will not stand! (or sit! 😁)

I will resist the redistribution of my bidets. I will sit my ground!

We can all agree it is a shitty situation.