nostr:nprofile1qqs0wgf8etnayvkcs4c636fdvepy73jc9q2xlcln64srjdm5e98p8ncpzfmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ucpr4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujucn4d3kxjumgvfhh2mn50yhxxmmd3hxk6d Generate a video in grainy 90s VHS aesthetic like the movie Hackers. A Bitcoin maxi with frosted tips and wraparound sunglasses types furiously on a neon-lit keyboard, shouting “They’ll never stop us—Satoshi gave us the keys!” Suddenly, a boomer banker in a cheap suit bursts in yelling, “Bitcoin is a scam!” Then a punk girl with a bright orange hoodie rollerblades in, flips him off, and says, “Your money printer is the real scam, grandpa.” The camera smash-cuts to a cyber Han Solo sipping a Red Bull, who deadpans to the camera: “Fiat bros, am I right?” Cue a cheesy 90s sitcom laugh track.