In the age of " I identify as " , we have a new contestant:

" I identify as not a bailout " by the fed.

It's joining " I identify as a woman " by trans person's ;

" I identify as proof of verification" proof of stake by vitalik and ethardes ;

" I identify as a utxo" by ordinals and inscriptions.

The only real truth is the Bitcoin Blockchain.

You can't bullshit your way out of it .