Umbrel can be run on a mini PC or a raspberry pi easy. Or Voltage dot cloud for a good cloud node.
I know it’s not optimal, but if you have $25 a month (believe me CSB I’ve heard your donations to No Agenda) it’s very much worth it to have the sovereignty. In fact, it’s the point of bitcoin.
https://www.btcpolicy.org/articles/self-custody-is-nonnegotiable