I love auctions and thought about doing auctions at county fairs for a long time !! I’m sure this Sotheby’s auction won’t be anything like this but…….

Gonna start the bidding at one dollar one dollar bid looking at one dollar two anybody thinkin about two looking at two dollar bidder two dollar bidder reach in your pocket gimme three three and a half lookin at three and a half four dollar bidder four now we got five five dollar bidder

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Dew itt, hon

Eau, y’all sound just like yer from Balmer Merlin, hon!

Y’all’s Balmer accent sounds as polished as wunna them sparklin’ new Lambergeeny Mercy-laggo cars, hon!

hahaha

I can't do it.

Eau don’t worry bout it, hon! Madder’ve fact, dehr’s a lil zap just fer sayin’ hon after the end’ve a sentence, hon!

The Balmer accent’s easier’n addin’ Old Bay to a meal, snack, drink or dessert, hon!