The conversation goes one of two ways.

Me:

I have a Linux app. It works on Debian, Arch, and Fedora.

Choice 1:

Them: I actually use Windows, and Microsoft's cord connecting the Matrix to my cerebral cortex is so crusted on, it can't be removed.

Choice 2:

Them: Linux! That's great! But I actually use obscure goo-artix-blah-gentoo-blah distro with SystemD removed, that has no window manager and no package manager. So until you make a version that works on my hardened elite distro, you're basically a mainstream bitch living the Matrix. You like Debian? Dude, you might as well suck the NSA's ballsack.