U.S. Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem had her handbag stolen while dining at a Washington restaurant. The bag, lying next to her, contained her driver’s license, medication, house keys, makeup kit, checkbook—and $3,000 in cash.

Let's hope that's all she actually lost. How does the Secretary of Homeland Security not have personal security close enough to stop someone from grabbing her bag off the floor? Absolutely unreal.