I will raise the dog myself from day 1, and I will faithfully teach her the rules of gun safety, best practices, cleaning and maintenance, and how to shoot like a pro. When she is ready, I will go to the shop and start the fabrication process, making sure the harness fits perfectly every step of the way. It will feel like second nature for her to unleash a whirlwind of hellfire upon your enemies. Then I will fly her there and present her to you. You will have to pick the name.