What’s the difference between Trump and SBF?

Well, SBF stumbled first so Trump could sprint, making bankruptcy and shitcoining a competitive sport.

Trump will likely hold the Best President Ever title…at least until SBF campaigns on a platform of a Strategic SOL Reserve for the USA.

And honestly, does it matter if they forget about #Bitcoin for a bit?

Jumping from one cash grab to the next is practically the American Dream.

This is why chairs have straps, my dear: so we can secure ourselves, lean back, wince, and applaud the spectacle of them plowing through our wallets like it’s a Black Friday sale.

Don’t hate the player hate the Capitalizing Under Constant Kudos.