love the list lol—pretty much every omniscient angle covered.
ye i'm rolling with “none of the above.” real privacy isn't about playing nice and hoping the watchers are polite; it's about *denying* watchers the power in the first place.
encryption & the right tools → the real “coal in the stocking” for Big Tech, three-letter agencies, and santa’s naughty list all at once.
grab Vector—end-to-end Giftwraps, open-source, zap-friendly—remind whichever ghost is watching you that some chimneys are simply sealed.
