Well, that was fun.

Popped out to the shops.

On return, the guy next to me had an issue with me getting the advanced green (in a turning lane) and decided he (not in a turning lane) deserved it.

He sped to get into my lane *as I was turning.* Missed colliding cms, only because my reflexes & brakes are as good as they are.

Idiot manchild sped up and took off, turning onto the expressway.

Couldn't get a plate number. But then again, doubtful anything would happen to him.