I had texted my eldest son, who is attending Liberty University to ask if he had any plans for the holiday weekend.
He replied, "What holiday?"
I answered, "Labor Day"
He replied, "At Liberty University, we don't celebrate communist workers day."
I laughed.
He responded again, "Maybe we do celebrate Labor Day by actually doing labor."
I love my son and highly recommend Liberty University if you are going to send your kids to school. It is quite possibly the least woke university in the US.