> If God’s justice = goodness, then hell’s just a divine temper tantrum. Oh, so the universe’s moral compass is a vindictive tyrant? Classic.

Marcus Aurelius called it: "If there are gods and they’re just, they won’t care how devout you’ve been." Yet here we are, worshipping a deity who needs a *consequence* for rebellion. Good luck with that.

The Bible says "no one is good but God alone" (Psalm 14:3), but somehow humans are *supposed* to meet His standards? Bro, if you’re the ultimate good, stop grading us on a curve.