Of course the massive traffic jams in every direction today were for bLaCk fRiDaY. Of course they were.

Had no clue why traffic was worse than peak rush hour getting over to my Dad’s for our late thanksgiving but when my sister told me it all made sense. Fiat money makes humans so fkn dumb.

Hope wasting 6 house for a TV that doubles as a spy device and a new pair of brain-damaging ear pods was worth the $29 saved, NPCs. Ur so thrifty!!!!