Toxic maxis: I only buy virgin bitcoin mined by a volcano

Nostriches: I buy bitcoin for zaps

Degens: I've bridged my wBTC to a new protocol collateralized by tungsten cubes & earn 40% in a liquidity pool

Privacy geek: I run my BTC through a coinjoin & my node

Institutions: I bought IBIT

Saylor: I added a 🟢

Pleb miners: kyc free bitcoin baybee that heats my house