Things that don't exist:
* stable stablecoins
* ASIC resistance
* wasted energy
* finality
* offensive notes
Things that don't exist:
* stable stablecoins
* ASIC resistance
* wasted energy
* finality
* offensive notes
Oxymorons
The money in your bank account
*4000+ SATs on a dollar
Last one is my favorite
* guarantees (there are only probabilities)
Oh shit. I hope there aren't Monero reply guys on Nostr...