If Kurt Vonnegut were still alive and writing books, he would likely be writing one right now about a 90’s tech oligarch who believes the most retarded outcome is the one most likely to occur.

The plot would revolve around that tech oligarch’s attempt to hijack a 7th iteration bitcoin testnet coin to be the worldwide surveillance currency for his Chinese social credit system inspired “everything app”. Spoiler alert; the outcome is indeed retarded AF.