Dear Troll,

It seems the meaning of my original message might have gotten lost in translation. I’d recommend brushing up on the language you’re replying to—just to avoid embarrassing yourself next time.

Ironically, my original message was actually in agreement with you. So, all that passive-aggressive energy? Completely unnecessary. But hey, if being a monolingual Twitter warrior brings you joy, who am I to stop you?

Wishing you a wonderful day filled with the bitterness you so clearly cherish!