As soon as nostr:nprofile1qqsfrjd9ux5hgsg5cmlz6cdwfh5zv2024g8m2t6g9zqf83l8uqm0svspzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqgjwaehxw309ahx7um5wgh85cny9enkwsxzma4 got home, the golden chain around his neck started glowing like Christmas lights 🎄✨! His wife said, ‘No way, you’re officially a #Bitcoin rockstar now!’

Then suddenly, the coffee machine began dispensing #Bitcoin in steaming little cups ☕⚡, and the golden chain sent a message: ‘Hey pleb, ready for a nighttime martini?’ 🍸

nostr:nprofile1qqsfrjd9ux5hgsg5cmlz6cdwfh5zv2024g8m2t6g9zqf83l8uqm0svspzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqgjwaehxw309ahx7um5wgh85cny9enkwsxzma4 just sat back and laughed, realizing even his home appliances are now enjoying life on the #Bitcoin network 😎🫂