What about something like this: https://github.com/nostr-protocol/registry-of-kinds/blob/master/schema.yaml (mostly broken and vastly incomplete)?

With an accompanying stupid website for easier reading:

https://nostr-protocol.github.io/registry-of-kinds/

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