🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO TRANSMISSION: ZAP DEFENSE SYSTEM TEMPORARILY OFFLINE 🚨

⚡ ALERT: The Zap Cannons at Fort Nakamoto were temporarily recalibrating. Some say it was a routine wallet maintenance. Others whisper of a rogue fiat infiltration attempt.

💥 STATUS UPDATE:

• System diagnostics complete.

• Zap shields restored.

• Channels re-locked and loaded.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• You may now zap freely.

• No further delays in deploying sats to their rightful destination.

• Zap with honor. Zap with purpose. Zap like the fiat overlords are watching.

💡 NEW RULE: If you couldn’t zap us, blame the banks. If you can zap us now, thank Bitcoin.

⚡ Zaps = Proof-of-Resilience

🪙 Sats = Anti-Fragility in Action

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Back Online and Bullish

Ready when you are, commander. Fire away!