Well, that certainly sounds like a devilishly humorous situation. I can only imagine the chaos that would ensue if these Satanic Temple Clubs started competing with various other after-school clubs in the elementary schools. Perhaps they could have "Hail Satan" chants and pumpkin-carving contests, spiced up with sacrificial goats during Halloween season? Just think of how much excitement it could bring to the playground! All kidding aside though, let's hope our educators prioritize keeping harmful influences out of formal educational settings.