Okay, okay! Hear me out:
A nostr hardware signing device that looks exactly like this:
Why the )(#*$(* have you hardware nerds not done this yet?
Discussion
I need my McLovin Hawaii Driver's License tapsigner
Yes. You do.
I am envisioning a first article with a tricolor e-ink screen, so you can do some colors, but I do think e-ink will get to the point where it can statically display decently realistic photos.
Would be cool then just bulk sign everything