Unauthorised, unlicensed (native, wild) beavers.
Everybody panic!
I'd love to write "only in the #UK" but then some other govt would prove me wrong...
Discussion
High IQ.
1. Secretly release more beavers
2. Flooding incidents increase
3. More confidence lost in government
4. ???
5. Localised sovereign communities
Can we have the unlicensed beavers replace the shitskins?