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I think you need to dial 1-800-BITCOIN for help 🫡
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VOLKER - Voice Of Logic Knowledge Experience & Responsibility 8mo ago

BITCOIN IS TOO EXPENSIVE I CANNOT AFFORD $100,000!!!

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AnnSofiNovelist 8mo ago

It's okay, bitcoin has a payment plan of 1 sat at a time. You'll get to the full bitcoin eventually. 😎🤣

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node 8mo ago

I got you: Dial 1-800-SATOSHIS.

Press 1 for the option to buy fractions of bitcoin 😂

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VOLKER - Voice Of Logic Knowledge Experience & Responsibility 8mo ago

OK I HAVE BOUGHT SOME BUT WHERE ARE THEY? I DON'T SEE ANY…?

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node 8mo ago

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VOLKER - Voice Of Logic Knowledge Experience & Responsibility 8mo ago

OH NO I ZAPPED YOU AND NOW THEY'RE GONE AGAIN!

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VOLKER - Voice Of Logic Knowledge Experience & Responsibility 8mo ago

OH MAI GOHD NOW I GOT DOUBLE BACK, SO IT WAS NOT A SCAM, REJOICE!

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node 8mo ago

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VOLKER - Voice Of Logic Knowledge Experience & Responsibility 8mo ago

STOP SENDING ZAPTS MY WALLET WILL OVERFLOW I DON'T WANT MY BASEMENT FULL OF SATOSHIS!!

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node 8mo ago

That’s the beauty of it: the timechain ™ is in everyone’s basement

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VOLKER - Voice Of Logic Knowledge Experience & Responsibility 8mo ago

OH GOOD SO THERE'S SPACE PHEW 😮‍💨

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node 8mo ago

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node 8mo ago

I gotchu again!