You ever notice that in books, movies & TV; people’s lives always take a turn for the better once they refuse the booze?

-Them: Have a drink fren.

-Protagonist: hand up, no thanks or turns the glass upside down.

Them: FUCK, this dudes gonna win.

Then the Rocky music starts & winning ensues.

Opposite happens with cigars.

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Booze will always win

There’s not even trickery

It’s consistent as fuck

#haiku

You, for one, should definitely not stop drinking. It is beneficial for some.

Honestly dude. I was on dry January.

Buddy came over with a few drinks on Friday. Had a few too many. Missed my Friday night puck.

Woke up super disappointed.

The booze won.

Your note hit hard.

Back to not drinking and more winning 👊

Bam. 💥

You’re a winner my man. One of the good ones 🏆✌️✌️✌️🫡🫡⚡️⚡️

🤝