"Black Salve" will literally kill you.

Miracle mineral solution will 100% kill you.

Jilly Juice will kill you.

Dismissing chemotherapy if you have cancer will kill you.

Crystals don't do a fucking thing except look pretty.

Astrology is fake.

Witchcraft and demonology are ridiculous and fake.

Satan is a character in a poorly written fiction from two millennia ago.

Exorcism is fake.

Werewolves and vampires aren't real. Vampires are just a good metaphor for the IRS.

Prayer influences absolutely fuck all in any way, shape, or form. You might as well just fart, at least you'll feel relief from intestinal discomfort using that method to express yourself instead.

If you collect rain water you're contributing to the return of malaria to the United States. It was mostly banned in the 50's because, believe it or not, malaria is still a global issue.

Burning sage doesn't do anything except annoy everyone who has to put up with it.

If you have a problem with any of these statements I'll be happy to update them after you provide three published papers with at least n = 1000 sample sizes. If not, then we both know why you believe the bullshit that you do. If that offends you, I'd love to say that I'm sorry but lying like that makes me uncomfortable.