Holy Shit!

Am I understanding correctly...There's a 12% #fee rate to send #sats from a #lightningwallet to a #bitcoin addy??????????

#Fees #lightning #Onchain #askNostr

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Not quite how it works - what wallet are you using?

from Blue To Blue, but one is LN and the other is BTC. Since Blue doesn't have their own way to ... uh... swap???

I had been mentioned that Deezy was something that could be used for that.

My node is down, it needs the little fan replaced. And... in all honesty, I have no clue how to use it. I just keep it on so the blockchain ledger stays freshened up. Although...I bet's gonna be a while before the hubs can fix it.

Haha, yes you could either use deezy or, if the node supports it, ask the hubs to splice the funds out of the channel. It’s rare for splicing to be properly supported though. Boltz.exchange is another good option. Also the @myloopoutbot on telegram.

I did see boltz supported in the list for Blue.

I haven't had the brain cells needed to learn how to create, open, or anything with channels.

I haven't seen the node's dashboard in a while. I'm ultra intimidated by it.

I struggle a lot because I'm constantly exhausted and this affects my ability to learn things.

I used to be a very bright girl, but my brain is injured. It causes me not to sleep. Only extremely strong sedatives make me sleep, but they also keep me from functioning. That is why I can only take them like once a week or every 10 days. I basically sleep a few hours every 7 to 10 days. then the grogginess lasts another 2 - 3 days.

I seem to learn a bit by trying, kinda by doing.

So I wanted to test things with a small amount.

But I then saw fee of almost 12,000 sats.

I was... uh...

but... MOI????

Ima shrimpy fry!!!!!

In that case, just take your time. These things are complicated lol! In bitcoin you shouldn’t need things to be listed as supported (usually) - the magic of standards are that they should all just work together :)

https://mempool.space/ on chain fees jumped up recently but it could have to do with what wallet you are using as well. What wallet? Also on chain fees are based on the size of the transaction in bytes. The dollar amount does not matter so for smaller size payments the on chain fee will be a bigger % of the total amount. Would not recommend swapping to onchain until you have a bigger balance so its a lower %

If you need help with this feel free to DM me.

I would DM you but my brain needs to prepare itself to like... understand stuff!!

I am awfully ditzy. I seem to be turning into a blonde bimbo although I am brunette & I used to be smart FFS!!!

I apologize for my mood swings as I type. I become frustrated with myself and then I have arguments and fights, I'm tossing stuff to myself, is a whole Mexican Telenovela in my head...

As annoying as I am to myself (I imagine I could be such to others as well...)

My extremely vivid imagination also amuses me...a wee bit too much.

For someone who is exhausted all the time (I can't sleep.. watch below video for explanation....!), it is a constant battle between wanting to function like a normal human being, and making peace with the fact that maybe ... I won't. It saddens me for the limitations side of things, but I also am thankful that I am batty enough to snap out of that momentary sadness just to go on my own internal dialogue, make friends with the many versions of myself, get us all versions of Isabel to agree to something, and get creative and make fun stuff.

I think it makes sense. It seems like I would simply have to wait to have like an amount that's worth the transaction. Maybe I could still test once, just to feel confident that when I do send/receive btwn LN and BC I will do it correctly.

As soon as I get over my "El Cheapo-ness..." 😁😁😁

https://youtu.be/oEbXnbV5Yic?si=9nNO40H8gcxhIdIz

No worries I have a PHD in this I am currently dating a Latina πŸ˜‚. If you do need help feel free to reach out. I am also a cheapo so I always look for the cheapest route to swap

Tell her to send an application to the Pope... I'm waiting for my hubby to be canonized...

Any non-latino man who can put up with one of us, deserves sainthood!

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

πŸ’― hahaha. She has also told me something similar: If I can handle her, I can handle anything in life after one of her meltdowns πŸ˜… πŸ˜‚.

Right???

I have no idea why we hav issues like that. I honestly believe that even though women's health issues differ from one to another, I do think that Latino & Mediterranean women may have either extra or less of whatever hormones that may cause us to be as volatile.

Yes there has to be something! Its okay everyone has their flaws. The perks of being with a Latina outweigh those moments or no man would stick around πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ !

True...Hence sainthood is on its way for my hubby!

😁😁😁

Well earned! I'm still earning mine πŸ˜‚ but one day I'll get mine!

After 25 yrs of marriage, a bit longer together, yuh...

That's why I keep hoping I will be able to either have a dfrnt job or work doing something that keeps me sane(r), cuz my guy deserves a lot of good hoopla and the day job is too demanding. Leaves me lifeless.

For humanity to keep going, we need to celebrate one another as we go. This true is my assurance that we will get to where we can prioritize living over just surviving.