> wife orders groceries to save a trip to shops

> I ask if you can add beer to the order, is it possible?

> yes, it is

> ok, cool, please order a six pack Guinness as well

> bloke rocks up an hour or so later with the order

> needs ID to deliver the order, cos of the alcohol

> I show him my license

> he says he needs to scan it

> lol wot? why?

> cos I do, it's just my job

> ok, well don't worry about the beer, leave the rest

> I can't he says, proceeds to collect up the order

> wife surprisingly chill about the whole thing

> me? i'm incensed (I know I shouldn't be, but I am)

> wife calmly tells the guy sorry, we'll get a refund

> i go off on a pointless rant about privacy and the fucking stupidity of the world we live in

> yes, dear, I know, yes, that's right, says wife

> thanks for inadvertently coming to my 4Chan style TedTalk

> KYC is the illicit activity

> find breath, spiral out