The Vatican didn’t just jump on the CBDC train—they’re conducting it straight to Hell.

1. VATICAN BANK (IOR) + CBDCS = A MATCH MADE IN… ROME

2021: The Pope endorses "ethical digital currencies" (translation: trackable, controllable money).

2023: Vatican Bank quietly partners with EU central bankers on "financial inclusion" (read: KYC salvation).

2024: Jesuit economists publish papers praising programmable money (because nothing says "Jesus" like expiry dates on your charity).

2. WHY WOULD THE CHURCH LOVE CBDCS?

Control: No more off-the-books donations (or off-the-books pedophile payouts).

Surveillance: Tithes automatically deducted, sins flagged by AI (imagine confession via app).

Narrative Lock-In: "God’s money" = whatever the IMF says it is.

3. THE GREAT IRONY

Jesus flipped tables over money-changers.

His "followers" now build the ultimate money-changers’ system.