Like many #AUStriches on nostr, I’m from South Australia. The only part of our country settled by free people which is something to have pride in.

The rest were penal colonies turned states - they’re all weirdos who don’t know any better, they embrace the idea of descendants of prison wardens.

Blame the Poms for sailing straight past gorgeous beaches and setting up shop in fucking Tasmania like a bunch of psychopaths.

Vegemite is an acquired taste; spiders are bad but it’s the snakes we worry about..