Banker1: How do we stop Bitcoin?
Banker2: We pay the news/politician people to slander it.
Banker1: Why don't we make the taxpayers pay for it.
Banker2: You sly devil you.
Fed Banker: The people are broke but no worries. I'll fire up the ol printer.
We have "UNLIMITED POWER!"
Insert Palpatine Sith Lord gif here.