I have a backpack. A sling style backpack. As manly as can be. It is dark gray durable canvas with brown leather. It holds my 45 acp homestead pistol and spare mags for 63 rounds of justice. It is righteously awesome.

Yet some women say it looks like a purse and make fun of me for it.

I searched for thousands of sling backpacks to find this one. It is unisex. Not a purse. It is fucking manly. This I will tenaciously defend until my grave.