I've been reminded again why I hate living with people - friends family boyfriends etc

Bro I just woke up -- I'm making an egg

OMG there's no clean dishes

WHY ARE THERE DIRTY DISHES ON THE FLOOR?

fuck it I'll microwave an egg (with toast)

Person: HEY yeah make me one too with cheese and ketchup and butter and toast and seasonings - and they are your dishes too

Literally only two of them - there's two sinks full

Person: yeah you should help wash them

Brain: you are out your fuckin mind if you think I'm about to be your maid

Start making food - grab shit out of fridge - turn around - omg you're literally up my ass

Person: talking 90 miles an hour about upcoming shit that I am aware of

Me: bruh I'm not even awake yet

Person: stands right in front of the toaster and microwave

Me: bro move - like really?

Person: goes back to playing on the computer - gets impatient after literally one minute

Me: there's no fuckin room - I can't hardly do shit - this fuckin entitled jackass - omg I'm going to have a fit

Person: I saved you some coffee

-- it's literally 1/3 of a cup and God knows how long ago it was made

Give them food first - my toast gets burned - God kill me now -- bro feeds half of the food to dog - I'm thinking he wasn't even hungry he just wanted me to do shit

Thought: I bought you food because you've running low and poor - your dog has food -- whatever doesn't matter

Me: I'm going back to my room

Person: ok but we gotta do shit

Me: yeah I know just give me a minute

God plz get out if my ass until I'm fully awake

Go back and play on the computer