I bet you didn't know you can hand feed tits.

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Look at that. If you’re nice & polite those tits just come right up to you & jump in your hands

Exactly

This sentence without the picture and my limited German native speaker vocabulary... enough said.

I bet you can make a long German word for it like the Germans do.

Maisenbrüstehanfütterungsdilemma

You win the Disney princess award today 😆. I want a bird feeder, but the squirrels ruin everything. Maybe I will try this for the little tweet tweet birds.

😄 Some of the feeders that are stuck to the tree or post do get raided by squirrels. But the ones hung on a wire have worked.

They chew through everything 😭.

Interesting. I do know that tits fed me the first years of my life. 😘

"first years"

since you said plural, I assume you mean the first 27 years. Long string of goth gfs starting at age 2

??? Why 27 and wtf is a goth gfs?!

It's impossible to maintain a string of goth gfs longer than that.

If you don't know what a goth gf is, I must have been wrong

Is the s just used to make gf plural? I've never dated a goth chick (thank the lord).

I have no problem drinking breastfeeding milk however... no matter my age. If a lady leaves her bottle of pumped liquid in the communal fridge, it will be enjoyed without a single thought for the baby.

Yes & I wonder how long before nostr is that communal fridge (proverbially)

I knew

You can if your vibration is clear! Wow this is cool!