ACHTUNG SLAMMPIGGZ

WE HAVE ARRIVED AT THE CLANG AND BANG STEROID INFUSED MUSCLE TEMPLE

FRIDAY NIGHT BIS ARENT ONLY STILL A THING

ITS RELIGIOUS

ITS SACRES

ITS SOMETHING THAT DRIVES YOUR MOM WILD HAHA

AS THE EARTH 🌏 BEGINS TO REGRESS UNDER MORE TYRANNY UNDER THE GUISE OF SAVIORS

WE LAUGH AS YOU NEVER LEARN

THIS IS WHY WE TAKE YOUR #BITCOIN AND YOUR BABES

A: BECAUSE WE CAN SPEND IT BETTER AND B: YOUR BABES NEED TESTOSTERONE INJEKTIONZ FROM AKTUAL MEN

IF THEY DONT LOOK AT YOU WHEN U WALK IN THE MALL

IF THEY DONT LOOK AT YOU IN THE MUSCLE TEMPLE

U MIGHT WANNA ASK US WHAT WE DO AND COPY PASTE THE BITS FROM OUR WAYS TO YOURS

OR

KEEP TELLING YOURSELF YOULL GET EM NEXT TIME HAHA

ITS NOT THAT SIMPLE

UNLIKE YOUR MOM

EFFORT IS REQUIRED

MUSCLE

TIGHT WAIST

INTIMIDATING HAIR CUT

FASHION

AND ACCESSORIES

AND IF U CANT GET FASHION AND ACCESSORIES RIGHT…. GO SHOP WHERE GAY GUYS WORK

U DONT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM

YOU NEED THEIR FASHION ADVICE

COZ WOMEN RESPOND TO A WELL DRESSED MAN…. YOUR BEST BET

HIRE THE GAY GUY

BOOM! WOMEN X 1000!!

BUT HEY ITS NOT YOU…. ITS THEM 🤣🤣