Five years later, someone answers a bug report with an unhelpful comment on an abandoned repository: 
The internet is still great.
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Lower your time preference! Only been 5 years! Solution will present itself in time!
Someone else showed up out of nowhere and started debating with the unhelpful commenter, adding more unhelpfulness to the entire thing: https://github.com/fiatjaf/module-linker/issues/37
Perfect timing
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