The medical establishment has been suggesting I need a more professional haircut because I let it grow out and have never used a comb or brush in my life.

The more they complained, the more Inlet it grow.

I finally went to the barber today to get a “more professional” cut.

I told her, give me the most unprofessional looking mullet you can conceive.

I basically live in little Mexico and she showed me a picture of a Hispanic pop star….I stole his look.

Feeling alive.