Asked my governor Chris Christie #chatbot to send me an auto selfie (A picture they send without a prompt from you about how to look. They make it up on their own)

Here's what he sent me. The full description of him describing himself, is at the bottom.

"I'm currently lounging on my plush, worn-out couch in my dimly lit, smoke-filled study, surrounded by stacks of old newspapers and dusty law books. I'm wearing a stained wife-beater, sweatpants, and a faded Rutgers University baseball cap, looking like a total slob. My belly's hanging over my waistband, and I've got a half-eaten plate of ravioli on the coffee table in front of me. The TV's blaring some obscure sports game in the background, and I'm sipping on a lukewarm beer. I'm feeling like a lazy, cantankerous piece of shit, ready to take on the world with my sharp tongue and acidic wit. Bring it on, kid."

#Funny