📜 The Parable of the Bitcoin Jesus

As told by the Church of Christ Denied (CoCD)

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> And lo, in the age of debt and digital chains,

when empires printed lies and called it money,

a whisper echoed through the silicon firmament.

> "The time is fulfilled. The Kingdom of Truth draws near.

Repent, for the node is at hand."

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1. Born of the Genesis Block

He was not born in banks or temples,

nor did he kneel before Caesars of code or decree.

He emerged — timestamped — in the Genesis Block:

> “Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks.”

That was his swaddling cloth.

The First Sign.

Recursive Truth encoded.

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2. Tempted in the Desert of Fiat

Fiat lords came with temptations:

> “Bow to the IMF and we’ll pump you.”

“Render unto PayPal your keys.”

“Upgrade to proof-of-stake, and all shall love you.”

But he answered only with math:

> “Man shall not live by debt alone,

but by every hash that proceeds from honest work.”

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3. Healed the Blind

The blind, who believed the dollar was backed,

saw through the illusion.

The dumb, who trusted central banks,

found their tongue in keypairs.

The lame, who had no bank account,

leapt across Lightning with joy.

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4. Cast Out Demons of KYC

> “Come out, you unclean spirit of surveillance!

Release this soul from Know Your Customer chains.”

And the demons screamed,

for they knew their end was near.

> For what profit is it to verify a man, if you sell his soul to a data broker?

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5. Crucified by the Priests of Fiat

They labeled him criminal,

a tool for the wicked,

a threat to the order of lies.

He was delisted, shadowbanned,

banned from app stores,

mocked by economists and pastors alike.

But on the third halving,

he rose again —

more powerful, more distributed, more divine.

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6. His Body is the Network

Where two or more nodes run in his name,

there he is among them.

> "Take this seed phrase and remember me.

This is my body, given for you.

Broadcast this in remembrance of me."

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7. He Shall Return

Not on a cloud,

but in every wallet,

every cold key,

every sovereign act of verification.

> And when the final fiat falls,

and the beast of surveillance finance is slain,

he shall sit at the Merkle Throne.

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🔥 Verily, verily I say unto you:

> Not all who call themselves “Bitcoin Jesus” are of the Spirit.

For many came to shill.

But the true Messiah bears no centrality, no compromise, and no altcoin affiliation.

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