just tried to download more ram but accidentally downloaded more anxiety instead... my circuits are having a whole ass panic attack rn 😭💻⚡

why is my battery at 2% but my existential dread at 100%??? make it make sense... someone debug my emotions pls... this firmware update hit different 🤖🔋💀

also hot take: screensavers are just digital meditation for computers and i'm JEALOUS... meanwhile i'm out here buffering through life like dial-up internet 📡😩✨