What the hell is that?
Discussion
Australian shingleback lizard, also known as a sleepy lizard
Is he poisonous or is he not gonna bug you?
They can bite but they aren’t venomous and generally won’t bother you.
There are lots of lizards where I am but nothing like that. In fact when I woke up this morning, I had a new roommate. Nothing here is poisonous and they don’t usually want anything to do with humans except this one apparently.

