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This thing is almost indestructible.

It survived 4 years with two growing up toddlers so far.

It took 2-3 dips in the pool, at least 10 drops from the table on the hard floor and many tiny feet stepping on the chassis.

It looks a little beaten bit still works and plays without issue 😎

The best part: You decide what it plays from the sd card. Fully repairable design (schematics available) and you may use their scripting language as well