#subsume
YOUR ENERGY WOULD BE SO MICH BETTER SPENT TEACHING THE BABY BOYS TO ALWAYS WEAR CONDOMS, "SO THISE EVIL WOMEN DON'T TRY TO TRAP THEM IN A RELATIONSHIP BY GETTING PREGNANT"!
SCREAMING!: EYE ROLL EMOJI.... I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING WITH A CONDOM, MY DICK TOO BIG FOR THOSE THINGS, YOU'RE A GOOD GIRL SO ITS JUST US RIGHT?

