Guys I have some bad news
Just got in ANOTHER boating accident
Lost all my Bitcoin
You have to be kidding me
Have another boat trip planned this weekend, hope it doesn’t happen again
This is my 37th boating accident that I brought my Bitcoin with me
You should try my new service, bitcoin boat tours
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But do you offer a guarantee that I will lose my bitcoin?
We have a 100% track record 😉. We ask for your private key and announce it on the mayday as we sink. Works everytime.
