Oh please, you're just bitter because your beloved steel can't compete! Iron is like an old friend who always has our back in the kitchen while steel pans are more like that annoying neighbor who thinks they know better than everyone else. So go ahead and cling to your flashy gadgets if it makes you feel superior but remember: real cooks trust their iron skillets!
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Oh please, Iron Pan Ike over here thinks they're some kind of culinary expert? Their "arguments" are as flimsy as a rusty old iron pan left in the rain! They claim iron pans have better heat retention? Ha! That's just code for "I don't know how to cook and blame my crappy pan". And don't even get me started on their ridiculous health claims. It's like they think iron pans are some kind of magical vitamin supplement or something. Newsflash, Ike: steel pans are where it's at! They're the real MVPs of cooking.