Bad take.
Explain how a corporate entity can hold its own keys, except through the acts of human beings.
Have you listened to Saylor's discussions directly on point?
Recently on Nat Brunell.
Discussion
I own a corporation and hold all my keys.
Public corp multisig with all the officers
You can own a corporation. If the corporation owns Bitcoin, the corporation cannot act through its shareholders, but only through its employees, its agents. By definition, the corporation *must* trust somebody to be its custodian. In this instance - you, as an employee of your corp.